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Robert Reynolds
Name: Robert Reynolds
Class: Zeta '09
Position: President
Bio: Rob is a second year mechanical engineer. He is competent at most video games, but not Halo, as he believes Halo is the most overrated video game in the history of video games. He is a big fan of classic rock / early metal. If you talk to him, he will mention Led Zeppelin or Jimmy Page at least once. He has recently taken up guitar in order to emulate his idol (the infamous Jimmy Page heroin habit is coming along nicely as well). He also spends much free time devising new and exciting ways to eliminate the scourge of hippies from this earth (think flamethrowers and catapults). As president, he hopes that DKE will once more rule the galaxy. And we shall have peace.
Scott Biering
Name: Scott Biering
Class: Epsilon '10
Position: Vice President
Bio: Scott is a second year pre-med and history major. He is from a small mountain town that you have never heard of, not including Tall Dave who is from a nearby rural town, but he has still barely heard of it. Scott has taken it upon himself to expand Theta Rho and has plans for the future. Scott has not yet decided whether he wants to attend law school or med school.
Timothy Law
Name: Timothy Law
Class: Eta '11
Position: Treasurer
Bio: Timothy Law is your pre-med student, just like everyone else on campus. He is a LA native, born and raised forty minutes away from this campus. Tim loves to travel and experience places he's never been to before. A short sampling of places include China a few times, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong many times, London, Paris, Monaco, and parts of Italy. He enjoys dim-sum, potstickers, sashimi and Korean barbeque any day. He absolutely despises eggplant and the feared durian. Tim loves James Bond movies because he is the role model of men. An Eagle Scout, he enjoys the outdoors, especially high adventure. In one week, he logged in 8 miles of kayaking, 3 miles vertical climbing, and 45 miles of pure bike-riding up high-sloped peaks. He grew up becoming a die-hard Lakers fan, loving all things purple and gold (of course, Bruins is still his first priority). Although he is a short guy, this dude packs a lot of punch. A varsity jumper in high school track and strong in the power of the Force, he is not to be underestimated. My Jedi mind tricks also work well with the ladies. To sum things up, Tim is a very nice guy who wishes to dedicate his life as a leader in enhancing the lives of others.
Howard Lin
Name: Howard Lin
Class: Gamma '09
Position: Secretary
Bio: Howard Lin is an Electrical Engineering major. He enjoys his free time getting slapped (with both hands) by math and physics. Alas, the pressures of life has rendered him illiterate. Despite this, he is jovial fellow and loves to have fun. Howard likes sports.
Kevin Fickert
Name: Kevin Fickert
Class: Gamma '07
Position: Vice President of Socials
Bio: Kevin is a former president. He just spent the summer in DC, where he partied it up with all the political types and dicovered that he loves southern women. He currently works on a presidential campaign rounding up college students across LA county for support. He loves homemade New England Clam Chowder. He is a Die Hard Red Sox and Patriots fan and seriously despises of the Yankees.
Steve Greene
Name: Steve Greene
Class: Eta '11
Position: Vice President of Alumni Relations
Bio: Steve Greene is a first year Political Science student. As a native resident of Sacramento, he is truly from Northern California (sorry, Bay Area people. He classifies you more as Central California.). Steve likes to act, and has appeared in productions with multiple student-run theater groups on campus. He is also a proud member of the MEDleys a capella group. Steve accepts all challenges to trivia games, including Trivial Pursuit, Jeopardy!, and one of the greatest games ever invented, Scene It? Unfortunately, Steve is not blessed with his own website, so this short bio will have to do.
Paul Vollmer
Name: Paul Vollmer
Class: Eta '11
Position: Vice President of Philanthropy
Bio: Unavailable.
Calvin Cheng
Name: Calvin Cheng
Class: Epsilon '08
Position: N/A
Bio: Calvin is an energetic fun guy that is way better than you. All the girlies like Calvin because he is so fly wit dem killa moves, numsain'? He is a member of L.A. Street Dance Collective and enjoys partaking in social gatherings where he gets to shake dat groove thang. He also enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets, and animals (the smart kind, such as horses, lions, dolphins, dogs and other aquatic mammals of that nature - minus the platypus. Those are dumb.). Calvin is very approachable and usually in a jovial manner, except when he's not (always). His knowledge in stuff is very expansive, and he can tell you the capitol of the Czech Republic (Prague). He also enjoys creative writing and film production. His last film "El Gato si Está Chemando" grossed over 9 billion dollars world wide and won a record 47 Oscars. Calvin has donated all 47 to the OG Gangsta's Dental Foundation. 20th Century Fox, Time Warner, Miramax and other large film studios joined forces for the first time because they could not compete with Calvin's films and various dance moves. Since their union, they have managed to wipe all records of "El Gato" from the box office and all film guilds. No records of Calvin's films can be found on file. This became known as the Chinese Exclusion Act.
Dave Karlik
Name: Tall Dave
Class: Gamma '07
Position: N/A
Bio: Tall Dave holds the dubious distinction of being one of the tallest undergraduates on campus who did not receive athletic scholarship. It is a travesty that Tall is not a member of the UCLA basketball team because Tall would have executed a master stroke during the 2007 Final Four by cutting off Joakim Noah's ponytail mid-game; this decisive action would have destroyed the source of the Gators' Samsonesque mojo, propelling the Bruins to an eventual National Championship, and thus gaining Tall international prominence as "The Barber." In his free time Tall likes to watch ESPN and pick the annual all-ugly NCAA and NBA teams (congrats to UCLA's Lorenzo Mata for a second annual First-team selection!), eat good food, and travel. His career goals are to fight for the rights of tall people, including special preference of emergency exit row seats on airplanes for taller individuals. He also plans to open a a chain of clothing stores entitled "Slim And Tall" to serve the needs of individuals who are not large and cannot buy clothes at inherently exclusive "Big and Tall" stores.
Drew Scanlon
Name: Drew Scanlon
Class: Gamma '08
Position: N/A
Bio: Drew Scanlon gets schooled in the UCLA Design|Media Arts department (that's a pipe, fool, not a slash) where he studies everything from typography to 3D modeling. He eventually wants to work in the videogame industry. In his free time, he enjoys playing videogames and pretty much any disc-related sport (disc golf, ultimate, etc.). Coming soon from EA Sports: UPA Ultimate Frisbee 2011 (just wait, you'll see).

Drew's website
Thomas Stanton
Name: Thomas Stanton
Class: Gamma '08
Position: Webmaster
Bio: A model citizen for DKE, Thomas enjoys the pwning of n00bs as well as pickin' and grinnin'. He is a student of the Ethnomusicology department at UCLA, incorporating the 5-string banjo into various genres of music. Although a banjo extraordinaire and 1st place winner at the Topanga Banjo Fiddle Contest, his first priority is the singing school of DKE Theta Rho. It is advised not to challenge Thomas to any original 8-bit Nintendo video game, because you will most certainly be annihilated. He is, as Hughbert would say, massively 1337 in all things 1337. His interests are comprised of music, computers, and internet technology. After he graduates, Thomas plans on becoming a sound engineer and/or studio musician, or to work as a network administrator or web designer.

Thomas' website
Keith Wong
Name: Keith Wong
Class: Delta '08
Position: N/A
Bio: Keith is the heartbreaker of all the ladies because he always promises them rides home and forgets to pick them up because he is hanging out with the bros. He gained his lady-killing skills from Mickey Mouse during his intensive 'be happy' job at Disneyland. Brother Wong's constant connections ensure he's always rolling in style with his job as the Director of Internships at Beverly Hills Derm, where he gets free fashion advice. He also enjoys starting random projects that never really see completion.